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******Love Funny Shayari******

 

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude.
Waaah-Waah…!!!
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude…!!!
Being Single Is My attitude…!!! 🙂 Love Funny

Usi Din Se Whatsapp Se Nafrat Ho Gayi Ghalib,
Jab Baal Katwane Ke Liye Admin Ne Chanda Maang Liya..!!

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend..!!

Humari Kismat Hi Kuchh Aisi Nikli Ghalib,
Zameen Mili Toh Banjar Aur Admin Mila Toh Kanjar..!! Love Funny

Kis Kis Ka Naam Lein Apni Barbadi Mein,
Bahut Log Aaye The Duayein Dene Shaadi Mein..!!

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something..!!

Maaf Karo Parmeshwar Yeh Bhaari Bhool Humari Hai,
Shaadi Kar Li Jis Se Humne Woh Toh Nirdhan Nari Hai..!!

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai..!!

I’m pretty sure my dogs only sit in the window and watch me leave so they know when it is safe to sit on the couch..!!

Biwi Bhi Hak Jatati Hai Maa Bhi Hak Jatati Hai,
Shaadi Ke Baad Aadmi Kashmir Ho Jata Hai..!!

Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU..!!

That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays..!!

ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao..!!

Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful..!!

NoteBandi Ka Ek Yeh Bhi Asar Najar Aaya,
Woh Bewafa Fir Se Mere Dar Pe Najar Aaya,.!!

Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden..!!

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai..!!
Wah… wah…
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai..!!

Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing..!!

Laila ke shaddi me lafda ho gaya …
Majnu itna naccha ki langda ho gaya..!!

I feel bad for the people who change their birthday for April Fools Day and then their mom wishes them Happy Birthday..!!

Usne mehandi lg rakhi thi, Humne uski doli utha rkhi thi,
Humko pata tha ki wo bewafa niklegi, Isiliye humne uski behen v pta rkhi thi..!!

Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle,
Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle..!!

Jubaan mein thi narmi…par zamane ke natak dekh, mujhe bhi agayi Garmi..!!
Dear Google, please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting..!!
Aapko Dekhkr Sitare Chamak Mangege
Pyase Aapki Zulfon Se Ghta Mangege,
Apne Kndhe Se Duptta Na Sarkne Dena
Vrna Buddhe B Jwani Ki Dua Mangege..!!

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said..!!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega..!!
Never let anyone tell you you’re too young to do something. A baby shark is still a f#%king shark..!!

  ***Funny Whatsapp Status, Quotes***

I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments..!!

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams..!!

I love buying new things but I hate spending money..!!

We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me..!!!

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours…!!

Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers..!!!

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!!1

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED..!!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not..!!

My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home..!!

Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?

God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.,!!

Life is Short – Chat Fast!!!

C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping..!

A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking..!

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection..!!

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking..!!

Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak..!!

People are like music some say the truth and rest, just..!!

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die..!!

It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live..!!

Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one..!!

You don’t have to like me… I am not a facebook status..!!

I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat..!!

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”..!!

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat..!!

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life..!!

 
Updated: January 15, 2018 — 8:11 am

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